gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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pooperscoopin:

cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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